Ryan's (cool)lage

Computer's are very interesting.
Video games kill your brain.
Wait, what happened to my brain?
Food is good for me.
Phones keep me alive
Netflix entertains me.
Beach balls are beach fun.
French fries are the best.
Dogs are cool.
Bricks are bad for your teeth.
I think I'm good at maths.
Derozan is going to save us.
Noodles are amazing.
Music's the best thing to listen to.
Money is cool.